Dog's talk

My far-far-away princesses!

Lilja, estonian dogs (like their masters) are extremly smart, they learn these "istu", "lama", "anna käppa" on the first or sometimes, yeah, on second day. But there is a little more difficult thing to learn, it takes at least three months to teach this one. But it's very useful. So, if you are done with basics move to next level and teach your dogs:" Too õlut". I think it's easier when you are showing it first - you have to go to a fridge, open it really slowly, so that dog can follow you, then you should take a beer and bring it back to the living room. That's what this order is all about:"Too õlut" - easy command, but quite difficult procedure. But, don't worry, you have time, we will need it, I don't know, maybe after two years.

Actually it's quite fine to be back, I have met with some friends and I already had a little waterpipe evening with my little sister and her mates. And it's peacful, beautiful here, summertime, no drinking just pure life. And the truth is, to lose other things, this hojskole, this country, whatever, it's very fine by me, I don't give a shitta and even if I have said that, you have said that, I want to say it again - I am going grazy, because missing you and I have a prove down here, I don't think it's normal what I am doing.

So, it's because of you Lilja, you gave me idea, and now I am also teaching something to one dog. One part of my new command is quite easy for him, at the start I saw, he understood and believed this sentence right away, but he has a little bit hard time with completing this task, because he has to say:"Icelandic girls are from fairytale" and he couldn't pronounce it at first, but he is improving and soon he will be a professional. Yeah, you may say, it's so simple and short, but I hope you understand, usually dogs are just listening and then following the orders, but now he has to speak and that's not so easy to do.

"Icelandic girls are from fairytale."

I told him to say it to estonian cute-ass guys, but as you can see, he is flirting, and trying to impress a bunny.

Tarvo